i have never seen a single episode of real housewives of (any city).
my christmas tree is already up. it has been since 2009.
i have ordered a drink at starbucks three times in my entire life.
i have read 65 books so far this year. my original goal was 25.
sometimes i forget i even have a pinterest account.
i'd choose fast food over a fancy restaurant any day.
i want to live in san diego.
it is impossible for me to stay awake while watching a movie at home.
i loathe doing the dishes.
i haven't gotten a haircut (or trim) in 15 months.
i'm a total bargain shopper, except when it comes to makeup.
i've never gotten a massage, pedicure, or eyebrow wax.
does any of this surprise you?